Vacuum Cleaner Cards
A funny Ace Assembly type routine with a script full of bad puns. A deck of cards is split into two halves. Three Kings buried into the "carpet" packet. The remaining King placed in the "vacuum cleaner" packet, which magically sucks the other Kings out of the "carpet" and they are found together in the center of the "vacuum cleaner" packet.
It was later republished in Art of Astonishment Volume 1, page 159 using Aces.
- Until You're Blue In The Face by Jack Parker in Genii 2009 May